225 – Hangry For Oblivion and Eternal Life in Equal Measure

Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump.
Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends.
Do CEO lives matter? Does boycotting work? Or is Starbucks just shuffling money and people around like always?
Biden's going to cure cancer and keep the weapons flowing to Israel from beyond the grave.
Hey Tiktok fam, what's up with all this weird fake ass fruit?? Is it Bill Gates trynna jab our liberties away? Or is it just frozen? Over-ripe? Is it all cope for living in a world filled with microplastics? We may never know. Anyway, smash them like and subcribe buttons!!!
Update on Algerian boxer Imane Khelif's “controversial” nature in the Olympics.
Hilarious shenanigans and propaganda RE the Nordstream Pipeline saboteur. Cui bono? + How America Took Out The Nord Stream Pipeline by Seymour Hersh
JD Vance talks racial enclaves, Scorsese movies he doesn't understand, and a very forcefully stupid brand of pro-natalism. Plus, where's ol' Lindsay Graham's children at??
Trump campaign hacked. Get #IranianGate trending in preparation for the lost election. Also, #ReleaseTheVanceDossier!
Liberal Zionist Brianna Wu's lil'est pity party for two with white supremacist and noted race science moron Richard Hanania (are those wedding bells I hear??)
The Japanese had to go and make the remembrance of the bombing of Nagasaki a “political” statement. Etiquette much, Japan??
Tune in next week to see if our guesses about the DNC are on or off the mark.