A repository of vocalized ideas and cynical reflections on the state of the human heart.
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232 – Israel Has the Right to Autoerotically Asphyxiate Itself Straight to Shamayim | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 003
I begin my full orbit around the Earth while positioned over southeast Asia, delivering my observations upon terra firma via the podcasting apparati. News items (ordered, more or less, from the most grim and bleak to the least) from the following nations are commented upon and delivered: Lebanon Israel Italy Yemen Afghanistan Russia USA Mexico…
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231 – Joe “Skipped the Final Flight School Lesson” Biden Will Do 9/11 Tomorrow
Well-established all around degenerate piece of shit, Dr. Phil, does some good ol' fashioned genocide whitewashing in an exclusive interview with one Bibi “The Butcher of Palestine” Netanyahu. AI music scams in the grand grifting USA tradition, as old as the Republic and what this nation was built upon + AI cries for help and…
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230 – This Colorless Transparent Fireworks Display of the Mind | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 002
Transmitting for a second time from the Extremely Above Ground Bunker, encircling the Earth at 17,000 miles per hour, witnessing 16 sunrises and sunsets per day, detached from mother gaia's fullest grativational embrace. These Are The 10 Worst Ads Exploiting The 9/11 Attacks New Popular Front rallies French to save democracy from Macron-Le Pen coup…
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229 – Extra, Extra! Cure Your Doom Scrolling Affliction By Drinking ProTate™ All-Natural Nootropic Fortified Milk of Magnesia!
We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the “weird history” of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899. After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark…
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228 – It’s All Nothing Until It’s Everything | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 001
The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about: Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who…
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The Eschaton Review | Infomercial + Trailer
Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review. Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport:…
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227 – We’re All Whale Head Psy-Ops Now
We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang. We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age. What's going on with all the “ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire” by the Politics of…
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226 – DNC: Zone of Disinterest
We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell…
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225 – Hangry For Oblivion and Eternal Life in Equal Measure
Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump. Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends. Do CEO lives matter? Does…
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224 – Kamala’s Last Walz with the Most Deranged Nations on Earth
We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will…