A repository of vocalized ideas and cynical reflections on the state of the human heart.

We belatedly note the recent appearance of Labor Day and talk through the “weird history” of how newspaper boys, ages 7 to 12, formed a union and brought two towering newspaper publishers to their knees in the summer of 1899. After that, we discuss a new documentary called Doom Scroll: Andrew Tate and the Dark…

The inaugural episode of The Eschaton Review, a podcast within a podcast. Peering down upon the globe from his Extremely Above Ground Bunker, in solitude, Josh will relay the events unfolding on the fractitious Earth below. Today, the following happenings were monologued about: Nicolás Maduro declares Christmas to be on October 1st this year. Who…

Please enjoy this infomercial and trailer for this upcoming podcast within a podcast, a little thing I like to call The Eschaton Review. Special thanks to Heat Death Familial Unit Member, Jason D. Newland for the wonderful title. Expect something to land in your RSS feeds by Wednesday, September 4th, 2024. Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrYSupport:…

We talk about three lawsuits. It's exciting, I swear on e'rythang. We read an amazing prophetic divining of the future year 2051 by some fantasia-fueled Party cheerleader who thinks voting blue no matter who will usher in a utopian age. What's going on with all the “ceaselessly fighting for a ceasefire” by the Politics of…

We talk through the week's display of the Demonic Nuremberg Callousness convention. Also, a splash of hilarious and horrendous hasbara. And we make sure to be Fair and Balanced™ by mocking Jizz Dance Vance's latest rally paraphernalia, look at how Trump continues to lash out and seemingly give up at the same time, RFK's bombshell…

Donald Trump is dumb. Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?? I call him Donald Dump. Disney is one step closer to being omnipotent, omniscient, and omnispresent. And the descendant of Fulgencio Batista y Zaldívar is heading up their legal team in order to meet these ends. Do CEO lives matter? Does…

We're back after missing a week due to Tim's being down with the sickness. We talk about Kamala's Last Walz, how Julian Assange was right and fuck the DNC, the psychotic state of Israel and its riots for and 'spirited debates' about the right to rape detained Palestinians, those kooky Olympic shenanigans, Trump's waning will…

Is it really Joever? Or has it Joenly Joest Jeejun?  Aaron Sorkin out-dumbs himself again. (Plus, we're so psyched for his Jan. 6th movie!) Dialectical ruminations on JD Vance/Jeb Bush, the Jiggle Billy style origins of Mountain Dew, erotic couch speculations, etc. The dumbest Smart Guy™ since Aaron Sorkin, Curtis Yarvin is now the philosophical…

Theme of the Day: Pointing Out Hypocrisy is Usually Futile, But, Also, Some Things Just Are Not a Good Look We talk RNC.  We talk ICJ ruling on Israel-Palestine: cloud with silver lining or silver with cloudy lining? USA cares not 'bout the ICJ or ICC, just ask Nicaragua, for one. Trump is absolutely not…

Hear ye, hear ye! Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) joins Josh while Tim's away not covering breaking news of Donald the Trump being shot in the ear and hilariously sealing the fate of the nation. We discuss all manner of shit before and after this news breaks in real time, including…